Just the fun stuff, but maybe I can help you out. Let's see...
[taps "fly with someone" on K's card]
Have you tried being a fucking bat yet? We could do that a while. And I'll just fucking count something on you or something. There, one for one, nice and easy.
Can't be held as a bat if you can't fucking turn into a bat, can you?
...Don't know about the counting or sparkles, but it's on here. I figured vampire was just a weird kind of fucking aswang or some shit, so who even fucking knows what they're about.
Eh, they're some American thing. You know, like Mickey Mouse? They brought 'em over with baseball and Saint Valentine's and all the rest of that shit during the Occupation. Hamburgers.
You know anything about where you're from...? I thought Mickey Mouse got fuckin' everywhere by now. If he ain't on the Moon, it's only because they ain't figured out how to laser his face onto it yet.
We've got stuff like vampires, yeah. Shit that goes around sucking blood out of people. Never heard of any with the kind of abilities that're on these cards, though.
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[taps "fly with someone" on K's card]
Have you tried being a fucking bat yet? We could do that a while. And I'll just fucking count something on you or something. There, one for one, nice and easy.
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[Frowning at his own card.]
What's 'count someone' about, anyway? Or sparkles? Thought this was vampire stuff.
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Can't be held as a bat if you can't fucking turn into a bat, can you?
...Don't know about the counting or sparkles, but it's on here. I figured vampire was just a weird kind of fucking aswang or some shit, so who even fucking knows what they're about.
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The hamburgers are okay.
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I don't know what any of that shit is. Except fucking "hamburgers," from that one restaurant.
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You know anything about where you're from...? I thought Mickey Mouse got fuckin' everywhere by now. If he ain't on the Moon, it's only because they ain't figured out how to laser his face onto it yet.
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I'm from Creation. You know, like Lark?
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So I guess you'd have actual vampires too, right? If you had 'em? They're just a story where I'm from. Kids' stuff.
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/2
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Anything?
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I think I see something? Try harder.
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[Al right, K.
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Stop! Stop trying!
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[because I think I blinded myself. K blinks twice, then again.]
Jesus fuck I am not doing that again.
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I am never thinking sparkly thoughts again.
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[Ugh I'm seeing spots. K rubs at his eyes with the heel of his hand.]
What the fuck would a vampire need to do that for.
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What squares have you got, anyway? Since we got that one covered.
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[crossing that off his card]