carrionmywaywardsun: (when we go out)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Valor just gives him a completely blank look.]

I don't know what any of that shit is. Except fucking "hamburgers," from that one restaurant.
irregular: (whose idea was this again?)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-01 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You don't?

You know anything about where you're from...? I thought Mickey Mouse got fuckin' everywhere by now. If he ain't on the Moon, it's only because they ain't figured out how to laser his face onto it yet.
carrionmywaywardsun: (silver clouds with)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[more blank look]

I'm from Creation. You know, like Lark?
irregular: (friends who are girls)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-01 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...! Right. Yeah, sorry. I think I saw it once...

So I guess you'd have actual vampires too, right? If you had 'em? They're just a story where I'm from. Kids' stuff.
carrionmywaywardsun: (bring home the boys in scraps)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-01 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
We've got stuff like vampires, yeah. Shit that goes around sucking blood out of people. Never heard of any with the kind of abilities that're on these cards, though.
irregular: (that's nice... i guess?)

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[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, one of 'em's 'sparkle at someone'. How'd you do that? Just think sparkly thoughts?
irregular: (i have a plant!)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[K tries to think sparkly thoughts.]

Anything?
carrionmywaywardsun: (silver clouds with)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[squints at him]

I think I see something? Try harder.
irregular: (what about my mom?)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[... not sure if you're shitting me, but I got no better ideas than this.

[Al right, K.

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carrionmywaywardsun: (when push comes to shove)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[holy shit that's a lot of sparkle]

Stop! Stop trying!
irregular: (diary of a teenage health freak)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY BUT DO I DAZZLE YOU

[because I think I blinded myself. K blinks twice, then again.]

Jesus fuck I am not doing that again.
carrionmywaywardsun: (tonight I'm gonna have myself)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-03 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
How were you even able to fucking do that in the first place???
irregular: (and how long have you been a plant?)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Thought sparkly thoughts, I guess.

I am never thinking sparkly thoughts again.
carrionmywaywardsun: (when we go out)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely do not fucking think them again. Same here.
irregular: (... i wanted that to happen!)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You ain't got that one, have you?

[Ugh I'm seeing spots. K rubs at his eyes with the heel of his hand.]

What the fuck would a vampire need to do that for.
carrionmywaywardsun: (I'll burn you to the ground)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Might work as a stun. You know, lunge in and take a bite while they're flinching or something.
irregular: (whose idea was this again?)

[personal profile] irregular 2021-11-05 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
While they're still seeing spots? Yeah, maybe.

What squares have you got, anyway? Since we got that one covered.
carrionmywaywardsun: (so come on)

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2021-11-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just count some shit on you. Like your shoes. One, two. There, done.

[crossing that off his card]