Yeah, well, consider me kept. Three units in fuck, whatever weeks wasn't enough, now they got me doing this. All right, sure, consistency's for losers or something. Fine.
What're you? I'm not really up on monster shit. Not the western ones, anyway. What's wrong with our monsters, that's what I wanna know. Why's nobody ever get to be a tengu or an honorable soul or a two-mouthed woman or whatever? Not that I'd want two mouths or one of those noses but it'd be properly different, right?
For real? What you gotta do with that one? I got... Christ, I got all the usual bunch of bullshit. I got be buried, fuck sake. This thing ain't gonna get finished, I can tell 'em that now.
[All right, it is impossible to just casually drop to the floor and make yourself comfortable and not look stupid doing it, might as well get it over with, at least everyone else has their own stupid shit to deal with, let's lie down in the middle of the room, maybe???
[And now he's staring at the ceiling and thinking--]
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What're you? I'm not really up on monster shit. Not the western ones, anyway. What's wrong with our monsters, that's what I wanna know. Why's nobody ever get to be a tengu or an honorable soul or a two-mouthed woman or whatever? Not that I'd want two mouths or one of those noses but it'd be properly different, right?
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Think I'm like a nymph, maybe? Or a dryad.
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[All right, it is impossible to just casually drop to the floor and make yourself comfortable and not look stupid doing it, might as well get it over with, at least everyone else has their own stupid shit to deal with, let's lie down in the middle of the room, maybe???
[And now he's staring at the ceiling and thinking--]
Christ I look like an idiot.
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[Sprouting a couple of flowers and plucking them to drop on him]
[pluck drop pluck drop pluck drop]
[This might take a minute]
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[drop
[drop drop drop
[this kinda tickles.]
You figure they mean like, buried-buried, or will being buried in spirit cover it?
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[A beat]
Ooh, I got an idea. Stay put!
[Please hold while he goes to grab and armful of fabric from the costume box... and just dump them all on K]
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[Jesus fuck what was that?]
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Oh, it counted.
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[He surfaces, with slight difficulty, from beneath a prom dress.]
'cause if it had meant 'in a hole' I would have had to punch someone.
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A hole woulda been way more of a pain.
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[Now he's extricated himself from the hell that is theatrical costuming.]
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